Guide for Girls... Who don't know a thing about racing, but want to date a racer

submitted by racerchick Kathryn-Danielle

~ Oil and Fuel are considered cologne.

~ When they say, "I am going to kiss my baby good night" expect him to go to the garage where his car is instead of where you are sitting.

~ A date on the weekend is hamburgers at the racetrack on a Saturday night.

~ Wedding, Birthday, Anniversary and Baby shower gifts will be a case of oil.

~ Your kids will be named Ford, Pontiac, and Chevy.

~ If you ask you honey to dress nice, be happy if he wears jeans with only a few oil stains and a racing tee-shirt that was made in the last 5 years.

~ Your racer has a T.V. in every room in the house so he will not miss a lap of the Daytona 500 or a commercial when he is in the bathroom.

~ When going away for racing, there is no such thing as a 5 star hotel, it’s either the run down trailer park down the street or the racing trailer.

~ Only makeup you’ll be wearing is grease.

~ Hamburgers at 9 o’clock in the morning is considered breakfast. Hamburgers and French fries at 9 o’clock in the morning is considered a balanced breakfast.

~ When he swears, you know he screwed up.

~ He enjoyed Charlie’s Angels, not because of the girls, but because of the cars in the movie.

~ Hooting and Hollering is heard in front of the T.V. more then the bedroom.

~ If Viagra sponsors him, take that as a good thing.

~ Lingerie isn’t as good as a see through driving suit.

~ You wedding will be planned around the racing season so he will not miss a race.

~ The bow ties at the wedding will be checkered flag, as well as the cake.

~ When he hears the word "Hooters" he doesn’t think of girls in tight white shirts serving chicken fingers, but where Jeff Bodine is in points.

~ You will only be considered as the "Helmet Holder" to your honey at the track.