Guide for Girls... Who
don't know a thing about racing, but want to
date a racer
submitted by racerchick
~ Oil and Fuel are
~ When they say, "I am
going to kiss my baby good night" expect him
to go to the garage where his car is instead
of where you are sitting.
~ A date on the weekend is
hamburgers at the racetrack on a Saturday
~ Wedding, Birthday,
Anniversary and Baby shower gifts will be a
case of oil.
~ Your kids will be named
Ford, Pontiac, and Chevy.
~ If you ask you honey to
dress nice, be happy if he wears jeans with
only a few oil stains and a racing tee-shirt
that was made in the last 5 years.
~ Your racer has a T.V. in
every room in the house so he will not miss a
lap of the Daytona 500 or a commercial when he
is in the bathroom.
~ When going away for
racing, there is no such thing as a 5 star
hotel, it's either the run down trailer park
down the street or the racing trailer.
~ Only makeup you'll be
wearing is grease.
~ Hamburgers at 9 o'clock
in the morning is considered breakfast.
Hamburgers and French fries at 9 o'clock in
the morning is considered a balanced
~ When he swears, you know
he screwed up.
~ He enjoyed Charlie's
Angels, not because of the girls, but because
of the cars in the movie.
~ Hooting and Hollering is
heard in front of the T.V. more then the
~ If Viagra sponsors him,
take that as a good thing.
~ Lingerie isn't as good as
a see through driving suit.
~ You wedding will be
planned around the racing season so he will
not miss a race.
~ The bow ties at the
wedding will be checkered flag, as well as the
~ When he hears the word
"Hooters" he doesn't think of girls in tight
white shirts serving chicken fingers, but
where Jeff Bodine is in points.
~ You will only be
considered as the "Helmet Holder" to your
honey at the track.